Give Me My Tackle Box!

Alright AdSense or whatever is scanning this blog, listen up. I want my tackle box right now! On my wish list are also Berkley Power Baits, Hutchinson Boilie Dips and Sprays (whatever those are), Dynamite Baits Additives (oooh, catches your fish and fries them at the same time) and British Breadcrumb Baits (for the prickly ones with stiff upper lips). I have a FISHING TRIP coming up and I would seriously like to catch some RAINBOW TROUT, BASS or WILD SALMON. Doesn’t matter if they live in fresh or salt water. I want them all.