When Pipes Leak And Bones Creak

There's a pipe just outside my bunk, and I suspect that it has sprung a leak. It drips a foul smelling liquid that looks like black coffee. It most probably is turd water.

The worst part of the whole thing is the trail of the leakage. It's pooling on top of the door frame of the entrance to the toilet, forcing the users of the toilet to dance an absurd one-man tango to avoid the drips. The viscousness of the water allows a huge drop to accumalate before it plops on an unsuspecting visitor.

This usually happens precisely when one decides to put on a white shirt.