I have discovered that Redoxon Vitamin C pills, when left in a bottle of water overnight and diluted by about 70%, will start to taste like vanilla. Incidentally, this is also how scientists simulate the effects of gastroenteritis.

Some stuff I've heard or read somewhere:

“I’m very peculiar about food.” [particular]

“We believe in carmen.” [karma]

“We’re very professorial in what we do.” [professional]

Someone: “You’re a BTL writer, right?”
Me: “ARGH!!”
(I’m not terribly articulate.)

Iain Dowie on Andy Johnson’s alleged drunken night out.

“Is he entitled to go dance with his wife at a do? Yes he is. Does he need some help with his dance moves? Obviously he does. We will do some more movement to music in training.”