A blurb for Gavo (heh)

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But now, General Electric presents Gavin the Gap, the premier male food disposal unit who's ALL stomach. That's right. Fed up with all those dinner scraps? Simply leave them where they are, point Gavin the Gap in the right direction and you'll find your plates and table clean in seconds! To cheer you up even more, we'll throw in a plastic potty FREE! Unloading Gavin the Gap will be a piece of cake with this revolutionary device. Simply sit Gavin the Gap on said potty, chant “mm mm mm” three times and it's done! To clear the potty, simply point Gavin the Gap in the right direction and voila! It's that simple! There's only one decision to be made. Order Gavin the Gap now!