A blurb for Nessa

Coming in an elegant black dress, Vanessa will taunt your senses as she coos soothingly in your ear about the time the turtle bit her toe. Be enchanted as she recounts each and every detail from how she engaged the reptile in discourse, to how she rubbed its head with her toe, to the heart-stopping chomp that severely mangled her pedicure. But there's more, get a Vanessa today and you'll get a FREE feather duster. Watch in smug amusement as Vanessa dusts your furniture or the nephew or the cat. It's all up to you! Get your Vanessa today!