Sin City

My agency’s D&D is tonight. The theme for this year is “Sin City” which means that all and sundry are supposed to turn up dressed as pimps, whores, sluts, gigolos and a range of other characters who habitually insert or have things inserted into them. Therefore, a large proportion of my colleagues will have to procure costumes that reveal various lumps of flesh while others will simply arrive as themselves. To further fan the flames of debauchery, we have each received a party pack consisting of a condom, a pair of handcuffs, a single latex glove (doctor, doctor?) and a pamphlet on some STD. Though really, copious amounts of alcohol is all it takes.