Daisy chains
A daisy chain refers to sexual relations between three or more people, with each person both performing and receiving oral sex simultaneously.
I did not previously know the meaning of this phrase. What a marvellous concept. It’s the epitome of a win-win situation. Not some crummy old “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” compromise. It’s more like “I scratch your back while you scratch, oil up and massage mine”. Politicians should think like that more.
“Hey George, you do me, I do you, and we can both screw France.”
Or something like that.
Of course, daisy chain has many other meanings such as…well… a chain made up of daisies. Or a series of connected events. But come on, what are you gonna be thinking when someone tells you she’s just made a daisy chain? Pistils? Such are the trappings of the human mind.
I did not previously know the meaning of this phrase. What a marvellous concept. It’s the epitome of a win-win situation. Not some crummy old “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours” compromise. It’s more like “I scratch your back while you scratch, oil up and massage mine”. Politicians should think like that more.
“Hey George, you do me, I do you, and we can both screw France.”
Or something like that.
Of course, daisy chain has many other meanings such as…well… a chain made up of daisies. Or a series of connected events. But come on, what are you gonna be thinking when someone tells you she’s just made a daisy chain? Pistils? Such are the trappings of the human mind.
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and you call yourself a guy?
other terms for your discover:
Snowball (think you wld have heard this before)
Six pack ( I learnt this around last year...wait...to be politically correct, I heard this term for the first time last year)
Yes yes. I apologise for my somewhat limited expertise in this field. I really should watch more porn.
But I have another term to add - fletching - which really takes the cake for grossness.
fletching?
Is that the male version for snowball?Think Beng was the one who talked about it eh?
It was Jason! I know cos I remember looking at him in awe and worshipping his unrivalled knowledge of smut.
Look up urbandictionary.com for the definition but be warned; it isn't pretty.
Y'all are dirrrrrty.
*points at Sum*
no way....this is called "General Knowledge"
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