Some Typos

I like typos. They make proofreading rewarding. But they can also be costly. Thus, take note that:

One must never asses a situation.

There is no such thing as an accunt executive. At least, that’s what we like to think.

Gucci doesn’t sell posh handbangs. Those can be found near my workplace.

Most companies have no need for anyone’s martial status.

One should refrain from promoting the consumption of delicious Peking fucks.

The government sector should never be referred to as the pubic service. It makes the whole thing sound decidedly hairy.

Mobile phones do not often have a handy cock display on the front.

Some digital cameras ensure clear photos but not because of their anti-sock technology.

I suppose I should have more but the dredger in my brain only goes so deep. Blasted oxtail lunch is making things rather swimmy up there.