Sick

I have caught a flu of gargantuan proportions. My entire head is filled with mucus, all of which is cascading in torrents out of my nose. I have with me a handkerchief and a pack of tissue paper but that’s like trying to stop the Niagara Falls with a cork. It is very messy indeed. What I really need is a basin and a plumb. However, these are not readily available in an ad agency. No matter. I’ll use the vacuum cleaner.