Somehow, the words “middle finger” and “Lombong” seem to go hand in hand. Witness the following example.

“I raised my middle finger to his face and cursed vehemently, “Lombong!!” to which he replied with a withering glare…”

To quell any doubts, I don’t know who John Silver is. But if John should so request, I could refer to him as Long John from now on. However, that would almost certainly extinguish whatever minute lingering political aspirations we might still harbour. Hence, naaaah.

Damn! I actually have to write some copy now. The injustice of it all.