So I finally got the watch the Euros. but I only lasted 60min before KO-ing.. think lying down on the bed to watch football with the remote beside me in the wee hours of the morning is not such a good idea if you want to catch all the action after a tiring day at work. (I'm sure MS WORD would have green squiggled that sentence and said "Long sentence-no suggestions")

Some links for the bored.
just put your cursor on his nose. No beheading, I promise
*in mechanical voice* More than meets the eye