Sleepy as a hog

Breakfasted unwisely on a Chinese sausage and some guo tie (or potstickers). Now sleepy as a hog. Head almost touched me keyboard twice. At least I still have my wits about me though. Unlike Siang Bye, who, in a semi-drunken narcoleptic stupor, picked up his phone receiver and proceeded to dial his keyboard. He got to the fourth digit before wondering why the hell the number in his brain was showing up on his monitor. I would chuckle now if I were you.