Saw a guy at City Hall MRT Station with the words “Do you really want to live forever?” emblazoned in stiff, unfriendly letters on the front of his shirt. A poignant question for most of us and one that not many can answer for sure. But alas for him, the answer was clear. After all, life must be awfully tough when you look like a monkfish.

That hideous fish is edible, by the way. It’s even referred to as the “poor man’s lobster” because its meat is dense and tastes very similar to that of the aforementioned crustacean. Still, you wouldn’t catch me running lasciviously after one.